Ding DongRipsnort said:
Josh (PA) said:
(Home Owner): Who is it?
(Alligator): Flowers ma'am.
(HO) I didn't order any flowers...I'm not opening this door
(HO): Who is it?
(A): TV Repair Man.
(HO): My TV is fine, you're not that Land Shark are you???
(A) No ma'am, just a friendly dolphin..
(HO): Oh why didn't you say so, here come i.... AAAAAHHHHH, stop biting aaaaahhhhhh.... NOOOOOO
(From old school SNL, for the youth among us).