[Alex Baumann]

"- OK, in ten seconds we'll get rid of Designworks"

 

[Plaz]

"Rule #1: You don't talk about Project Bimmerfest."

 

[Dr. Phil]

"OK I hope you all brought your boards with you, we're taking a short detour to Rincon."

or


"Tell Alee to get back in his car, this is no place to stop and apply Z6"


or


"I need to stop and take a wizz, all 500 of you close you eyes or look the other way"

 

[Mike 325xi]

"Who ever it was that called me 'the dork with the toothpick behind my ear' over the radio is fired as soon as I get this caravan back to Cutters and bimmerfest is over "

 

[Josh (PA)]

Why is it I run a huge BMW dealership, but I can't get my hands on a stupid UGDO???

 

[ashecnc]

Ok, who is dat?

 

[eugeneDC/TX]

"has anyone seen my lucky toothpick?"

 

[Dr. Phil]

"has anyone seen my lucky toothpick?"

:lmao:

 

[PropellerHead]

I don't know WHY I can't hook up the UGDO... Just leave me the hell alone about it!

 

[Guest84]

"What do you mean "10 and 2", what the hell does that mean?"

 

[J. Kidd]

"Breaker ONE NINE, this here is a Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Big Ben? C'mon"

 

[eugeneDC/TX]

"hey guys, let's go to the club, can't wait to show you my new moves"

see HACK's pic for this to make a little more sense

 

[BoostedE21]

Hun..where the hell is my damn toothpick?

 

[manik///m3]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

 

[rost12]

"I need to stop and take a wizz, all 500 of you close you eyes or look the other way"

This one gets my vote

 

[Dr. Phil]

This one gets my vote

Thanks :thumb:

 

[Big-T]

"..just a liiiiiittle bit closer.....liiiiittle bit closer....."

or

"Bandit, where the hell are you? Officer Buford T. Justice is on my tail!!"

or

"If we could just get out of this parking lot...."

or

"Hey!! Stop that!! I saw that!! That's the last time I let my wife ride with you!!!"

or

"Hey bro, that Yugo you ran over earlier....it's still hanging off your bumper, man!"

or

"Sweetheart, I'll be late for dinner. The guys and I went for a ride and got caught in an earthquake, followed by a flood. We stayed behind to help the emergency workers and we ended up saving the earth from a nuclear war. As a reward to ourselves we took the long way home around the twisties in the valley."

or

"Dude! Where's my car??"

or

"I don't know, man! She looks naked to me!?"

or

"Sh*t!"; "what?"; "the rollers!"; "no!?"; "yeah!"; "sh*t!"

Ok, I'm done....those of my generation might recognize some of this....