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Don't worry, be happy
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There used to be a thread on this awhile back, but I couldn't find it.

Is there something you know or did that you will take to your grave? No details (unless you want to share and make it an undark secret) necessary.

I am talking about crimes, affairs, etc., etc. (the sky is the limit).

:eeps: :eeps: :eeps:
 

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Vietato
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No. I must have a boring life to not have any dark secrets. :cry:
 

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Pvt. Joker said:
I'm a sheep trapped in a man's body.
I thought it was a sheep that is trapped your body? :dunno:
 

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MrAirbags said:
There used to be a thread on this awhile back, but I couldn't find it.

Is there something you know or did that you will take to your grave? No details (unless you want to share and make it an undark secret) necessary.

I am talking about crimes, affairs, etc., etc. (the sky is the limit).

:eeps: :eeps: :eeps:
You should just tell us...you know you want to and it would make you feel a lot better. I'm sure the statute of limitations has passed and you won't do any jail time. That's something that Pvt. Joker can't say.
 

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If I told, I'd have to kill you. :p
 

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This thread wouldn't have anything to do with the Stern shows "Revelations" would it?

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I'm secretly in love with Ryan (p*ssy that he may be, unwilling to face me in a rematch of the racing game or leave his wife/kids for one night to go see Aerosmith jam in person).
 

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hts said:
I'm secretly in love with Ryan (p*ssy that he may be, unwilling to face me in a rematch of the racing game or leave his wife/kids for one night to go see Aerosmith jam in person).

Thats no deep dark secret. Everyone knows you love him :dunno:
 

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Is one of these yours? :p

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me.

2. I once hid in my bathroom closet and pleasured myself while some of my family members went to the bathroom.

3. In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion.

4. I think I'm addicted to porn. I masturbate twice a day and prefer it over real sex.

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn.

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear.

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.

8. I have a half sister I've never met and don't want to.

9. I've had cosmetic surgery.

10. A guy once blew his load on my chest.

11. I once had my stomach pump for alcohol poisoning and when I awoke an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals.
 

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Plaz said:
2. I once hid in my bathroom closet and pleasured myself while some of my family members went to the bathroom.
I could never even come up with that. Whoever created that definately did it once.
 

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Ripsnort said:
er...watch him DIE...if you're going to quote one of my favorite musicians, at LEAST get the line right! :mad: :p
I dunno what you're talking about. I was telling one of my dark secrets. :eeps:
 
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