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Thans to TD for turning me onto Bimmerforums.com...

Fake M3
compliments from scott from unofficial bmw

> Top Ten Reasons To Put a Fake M Badge on Your BMW >
> 10. As a free speech activist, you're making the statement, "I'm an
idiot,
> but I only want BMW fans to know it!? >
> 9. It gives you the edge when it comes down to you and the other
guy for
> the pizza delivery job.
>
> 8. You drove an M-60 tank in the Army and it's just a little
nostalgia for
> you.
>
> 7. You're hoping to get those lower rates since you heard M cars
were
> cheaper to insure.
>
> 6. It really impresses the chicks when you're in the bar and they
announce
> "Will the owner of the brown BMW M528e please come to the parking
lot. You
> left your lights on."
>
> 5. You're hoping that just this once, after seeing your M3 side
badges,
> the grandmother in the Crown Vic at the stop light will decide your
1977
> 320 is just too much for her and she won't blow your doors off. >
> 4. If enough people do it, the Blue Book people will add a special
> category for fake M-badged BMWs and you'll get more money when you
sell it.
>
> 3. You're a member of the Hair Club for Men, your Rolex was made in
> Taiwan, you autographed your own Michael Jordan basketball, your
kid's the
> spitting image of the plumber, and you just called in sick from work
to

> spend the day at the casino. Why stop now with your car? >
> 2. You figure the cop is more likely to let you off with a warning
if he's
> laughing.
>
> 1. Whaddaya mean fake! This M318i came like this . . . from the
dealer . .
> . from the factory . . . yeah, that's the ticket. And they only made
200. .
> . uh . . . 85 . . . uh . . . and this is the only one. Yeah, that's
right.
> And it's got a special motor with 240, no 321, no . . . a thousand >
horsepower. And I never let anyone else drive it, except my wife,
Morgan
> Fairchild . . .
 

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there you go . . .

:lmao:

How do I post this on those Honda websites with those guys with the Acuras with M3 side gills hang out? :dunno:
 
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