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1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling!
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong..
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen upside down on a
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
47. Cat: The Other White Meat
48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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