Current: 2000 750iLA, 2008 335xiA, 2003 325 xiAT, 2004 X3 2.5A
Gone: 2000 Impala (RIP 12/23/2016), 2002 530i/5 (son sold it), 1989 535i/5 (liquidated due to CoViD-19), 2001 330xiA (being used for parts), 1999 740iA (another victim of CoViD-19), 2002 325xiA (needed to go)
Pre-BMW Whackjob (2014): 1977 Monte Carlo, 1966 Chevy, 1986 Monte Carlo SS, 1978 Caprice Classic, 1992 Camaro RS, 1984 Citation Wagon, 1987 Sedan DeVille, 1997 Astro conversion, 2005 Venture