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So what is going to cause Hack's eventual demise?

  • Crushed by car falling off jack (oh, wait, that happened)

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • Aero kit flies off Hack-mobile at track event obscuring his vision and sending him off into the wall

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Rear-ends woman he was tailgaiting for cutting him off resulting in fiery explosion

    Votes: 6 20.0%
  • Oil slick midway around exit ramp - Hackmobile goes airborne

    Votes: 2 6.7%
  • Razzmatazz causes a nervous breakdown - commits suicide in mental hospital

    Votes: 5 16.7%
  • Mrs HACK finds the smut pics on the Mac - enough said

    Votes: 14 46.7%

Likely eventual cause of death for the Hack

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So, what's going to cause Hack's eventual demise?
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Hmm....im choosing the less morbid one involving his wife.

(btw, your poll is much better than mine)
I chose the smut pics, but I think it's more likely he'll jump out of Stuka's M3 in a 140mph+ panic, and tumble to his death along the side of the 610. :D
TD said:
So, what's going to cause Hack's eventual demise?
Re: Re: Likely eventual cause of death for the Hack

Plaz said:


I chose the smut pics, but I think it's more likely he'll jump out of Stuka's M3 in a 140mph+ panic, and tumble to his death along the side of the 610. :D
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Re: Re: Likely eventual cause of death for the Hack

Plaz said:


I chose the smut pics, but I think it's more likely he'll jump out of Stuka's M3 in a 140mph+ panic, and tumble to his death along the side of the 610. :D
Stuka will not travel the 610 because his car can't go that fast.
Re: Re: Re: Likely eventual cause of death for the Hack

The HACK said:


Stuka will not travel the 610 because his car can't go that fast.
Has he actually tried? :lmao: :lmao:
I expect MrsHACK to be smart enough to not kill him directly when she finds his stash. She'll loosen the bolts holding he aerokit to the car so that it flies off during a track event. Very little evidence to trace back to her.
:lmao: :lmao:
Oil slick

following Stuka's car on freeway :eek:

(at least until he gets his oil leak fixed :D )
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What?! Only like 10 votes?! WTF?!

Damn Dan, you are the moderator of a dead board.
You should have seen this forum before Dan took over. :(

I'd say (including threads like this) that traffic is up significantly :)
TD said:
What?! Only like 10 votes?! WTF?!

Damn Dan, you are the moderator of a dead board.
Dunno TD, what if Mrs. HACK found out HACK wasnt wearing his ring when that young hottie hit on him in the garage.

Im gonna vote for that one.
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