[Aufgeblassen]

Do you pee often at night? Sometimes I unfortunately do. :bawling: When I was OTR truck driving, sometimes I'd pee up to ten (10) times at night!!! And during those high number of times, I'd fill a one gallon bottle up to 3/4 full!

Now it is like one or twice, but sometimes more. Had a rough night last night - 5 times! And the fifth time I even had to drop the brown kids off at the pool!

 

[L-F-C]

I pee in the morning. And not only. I do a full evacuation. Feels great to start the day light as a feather.

 

[wyb]

depends - we're on a juice cleanse where we drink lots of water - I have to wake around 6AM and pee, but that's all. When I am not drinking this volume of water, I might have to get up once if we've been drinking alchohol - other than that, not so much until I get up around 7am.

 

[Aufgeblassen]

depends - we're on a juice cleanse where we drink lots of water - I have to wake around 6AM and pee, but that's all. When I am not drinking this volume of water, I might have to get up once if we've been drinking alchohol - other than that, not so much until I get up around 7am.

It is weird, but after afternoons that I've had several mixed drinks, I typically have to pee far less that night than if I had no liquor. :dunno:

 

[JayR04]

I'm only 30 so never.

 

[Racer-X / 6'er]

I can't wait to see how this is going to be turned into a "my political candidate is better than yours" snit.

Have you had your blood sugar checked lately?

 

[Aufgeblassen]

I can't wait to see how this is going to be turned into a "my political candidate is better than yours" snit.

Have you had your blood sugar checked lately?

Wow, that would be strange. Two totally unrelated topics! :tsk:

Every 3 months I have blood work. But what does that have to do with it? :dunno:

 

[L-F-C]

Wow, that would be strange. Two totally unrelated topics! :tsk:

Every 3 months I have blood work. But what does that have to do with it? :dunno:

Emotionally charged people, often due to packed internal plumbing? :dunno:

 

[DoubleRGirl]

i pee at night....but i'm a girl. so i pee constantly

 

[Aufgeblassen]

Emotionally charged people, often due to packed internal plumbing? :dunno:

Seems like an incomplete sentence. Like it should say: Emotionally charged people do (blah, blah, blah) often due to packed internal plumbing.

BTW: Never heard of "packed internal plumbing". Got a medical term?

 

[Paul335i]

You never know when the urge will strike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG6b7KJ1Ah0

 

[L-F-C]

Seems like an incomplete sentence. Like it should say: Emotionally charged people do (blah, blah, blah) often due to packed internal plumbing.

BTW: Never heard of "packed internal plumbing". Got a medical term?

I believe the medical term is "constipation" but Carlin says the PC version is "occasional irregularity"
I call it PIP. Trend that!

No hashtags were harmed in the making of this trend.

 

[Maranatha]

Better question is if you sit to piss at night in order not to turn the light on?

 

[M&K]

Not usually. Unless sex has been had, in which case within a couple hours of going to sleep.

 

[Aufgeblassen]

I believe the medical term is "constipation" but Carlin says the PC version is "occasional irregularity"
I call it PIP. Trend that!

No hashtags were harmed in the making of this trend.

But we are strictly talking about micturating in this thread - not excrementing!!!

 

[L-F-C]

Better question is if you sit to piss at night in order not to turn the light on?

Well, hard to believe there's no app for that... but there's this
https://www.amazon.com/ONEVER-Motion-Activated-Toilet-Automatic/dp/B000G04R76

 

[L-F-C]

But we are strictly talking about micturating in this thread - not excrementing!!!

Allow George to explain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA

 

[Aufgeblassen]

Well, hard to believe there's no app for that... but there's this
https://www.amazon.com/ONEVER-Motion-Activated-Toilet-Automatic/dp/B000G04R76

I just keep a 10W LED tubular light bulb plugged in at all times in bathroom, and keep bathroom door closed at night. Heck, it is even bright enough to NEVER really have a need to turn on big over-the-sink light.

Like this one:

 

[Autoputzer]

My Wednesday lunch restaurant is Japanese. The owner speaks broken English. I run errands after lunch before going back home for my afternoon nap. I was putzing around in the parking lot after lunch and felt a piss coming on. I went back in the restaurant. The owner asked me if I forgot something. I told him I was returning the iced tea he served me. He didn't understand until I started heading for the can.

My next house (currently under design) will have low-level, floor lighting above the toe bump on the vanity. I now have to turn on the light in the can, because my black cat sleeps on the dark maroon bath rug.

 

[wyb]

My Wednesday lunch restaurant is Japanese. The owner speaks broken English. I run errands after lunch before going back home for my afternoon nap. I was putzing around in the parking lot after lunch and felt a piss coming on. I went back in the restaurant. The owner asked me if I forgot something. I told him I was returning the iced tea he served me. He didn't understand until I started heading for the can.

My next house (currently under design) will have low-level, floor lighting above the toe bump on the vanity. I now have to turn on the light in the can, because my black cat sleeps on the dark maroon bath rug.

mrs wyb would often turn on the extractor fan in the toilet instead of the light switch, so I swapped out the light switch for an illuminated one, it's enough in the smallest room so she doesn't even need to use the light now - voila, no more disturbance when she hits the wrong switch, as she rarely needs either switch now!