Yes, everyone knows that Hookahs and BMWs go hand in hand and that no self-respecting, professional adult driving a car of this class would be caught "dead" without their bong. I'm sure the crowd that can afford a new BMW are thrilled you have joined their ranks.
I know you were trying to be funny, but I think you failed. Bring whatever you think you need, but too much information. Bring your 2-beer-holding helmet too. Oh, and since I am being overly critical, don't end sentences with a preposition and no singing at the dinner table.
So uninformed.....
A hookah is not meant for weed or drugs. They have their own tobacco.
Geez, dont get on the guys case for having a tobacco smoking machine.
Do you have a pipe? Know anyone with a pipe? Do you call them potheads?
BTW... hookah = not a bong. do a google search
Its like us americans eating hamburgers. You gonna call me a stupid fat pig?
Something has to do with culture does not make it stupid, or on a lower level.
AND... btw, there are A LOT of hookah smoking bimmer drivers. Maybe not from the old e39 crowd, but a lot of the newer model drivers do. I chat it up with a lot of e90/e92/e60 drivers and majority are middle eastern