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· The Driver
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I'm homeless.

I used to be a billionaire and had a collection of over 700 exotics. However, I owned an Investment Bank, and some rogue trader went crazy and bankrupted my Firm and I ended up on the streets.

Fortunately I have a super hot secretary who I repurposed as a call girl, and I was able to pimp her out for $30, then went to the local casino on the Indian Reservation, and while gambling the $30, I won $500.

I then went to a gun shop and traded the $500 for a gun. Then I happened to be walking down the street, when some former trader from my bankrupt bank is driving by in a brand new 550i. I couldn't let that stand, so I pulled the gun, stopped the car. Pulled the bastard out, killed him, and took the car.

Then I heard some other bastard is getting an M5 next week, so I'm planning to jack him too.

Gross Income = I eat what I kill.
 

· Everything's Bigger in TX
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My income is pretty gross all right....
 

· BimmerLover
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Not too get political or anything, but gross income means nothing these days.
After your medical deductions, dependent care, FSA's, you are left with adjusted gross from which 8% goes to pay current retirees on SS, 30% or more to uncle Sam and the remaining to BMWFS :)
 

· Everything's Bigger in TX
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Do you want me to include my South African Krugerrands? :

If the IRS doesnt know, why should you? :)
No, but you should definitely include all those checks you got from Nigeria.....

:rofl:
 

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· Euro ****
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So the car is a year's worth of work?
Yeah I'd say so. That's a "for now" figure :p
Once I start manufacturing parts for the F10...then the car would be considered an investment :p

Maybe Im too young to grasp the concept but I dont see where the shame or whatever it is in admitting income? Seems to be a pretty common thing when I go out for business or when I come across similar threads on different boards...
 

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I forgot, is "gross income" before or after my wife gets a hold of the checkbook? If it's after, I make about $37 a week.
 

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I forgot, is "gross income" before or after my wife gets a hold of the checkbook? If it's after, I make about $37 a week.
No kidding...I try to put my wife in her place at times and then she throws on those pumps and skimpy clothes and its no contest....I lose that battle every time :(
She's definitely the breadwinner in my household and I'm the only one working:dunno:
 

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No kidding...I try to put my wife in her place at times and then she throws on those pumps and skimpy clothes and its no contest....I lose that battle every time :(
She's definitely the breadwinner in my household and I'm the only one working:dunno:
She puts on pumps and skimpy clothes and you think you are the loser???:dunno:
 

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She puts on pumps and skimpy clothes and you think you are the loser???:dunno:
Hahaa, never said it was a bad thing to lose ;).
It just amazes me the persuasive power she has over me. My friends call me "whipped" and tease me at times but I know their not getting anything near what I'm getting in the bedroom. :bigpimp:
 
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