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Don't Judge Me!
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Its is! Wagons are masculine! A women takes one look at your wagon, and knows you got the goods.
Are you in the market for soccer moms?
I know they love to take the field and ...good at kicking some balls :)

I wonder what kind of babes drawn to you, spill the beans.
 

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Sometime I buy skunk glands online and put them in my car as to dissuade the line of women following me back to my BMW. It usually helps. Then I know if they like me for me, or have fetish for skunks/roadkill :dunno:
 

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Man up. You are over-thinking this.

If the chicks dig you, who cares why? Maybe they don't even know. You gotta act before they can figure these things out.
+1 I agree - I don't care why a girl likes me, as long as she does. I am smart enough to not let any more money out of my fingers then I really want to.

Is it just me, or is this the best advice I've ever seen on this forum? :thumbup:
It's not just you.

It just couldn't be anything else. :dunno:
I'm straight, while not employed I have an income, I'm not a felon, and have a car. According to the 2 1/2 Men episode I saw the other night, I'm a 'catch'. :rofl:

dj
Add a condo to that and you will need a bouncer to prevent the girls from flooding your place. True story. Get a puppy and not even the bouncer will be able to stop them

If they like you for your car, they're being entirely superficial.
I find no fault in this reason, and no issue with it either.

Not like men....Why do I have to dig through the trash to find some treasure.
How can I make men dig me, my car is 328i...should I change to convertible?
Wear lingerie while driving.
 

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I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
 

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Is it just me, or is this the best advice I've ever seen on this forum? :thumbup:
Wrong-o. The best advice I have gotten in this forum is to sue.

And chicks dig wagons because they like men that aren't affraid to be committed. What better way to say: "I am ready to start a family," than to drive a wagon. :rofl:

(I told my wife recently that if I am stuck again getting the family car next (unlikely) that I am thinking about a wagon... :eeps: Is there a support group I can join?)
 

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Kilgore.... I think it is the combination of the guy AND the wagon. Change either one and the chemistry is different. ;)
You just suggested sex change? :dunno:

Sometime I buy skunk glands online and put them in my car as to dissuade the line of women following me back to my BMW. It usually helps. Then I know if they like me for me, or have fetish for skunks/roadkill :dunno:
Ahhh...Somebody like hairy and stinky girl. You can have them.


+1 I agree - I don't care why a girl likes me, as long as she does. I am smart enough to not let any more money out of my fingers then I really want to.
Stop hanging out with the wrong girls.... I will buy you food and drink Furball... I only want one thing!


Wear lingerie while driving.
You mean raincoat with nothing inside is not good enough? If I go with 2 pieces, now I have to do more laundry! I hate laundry.

I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Ahh... Are you also looking for tricks to make guys go gaga too? ;)
 

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I started to google to find a picture to match furby's suggestion to Gia, but it quickly became clear it was an inappropriate search to conduct at work.
Oh I need to quote this.

And chicks dig wagons because they like men that aren't affraid to be committed. What better way to say: "I am ready to start a family," than to drive a wagon. :rofl:

(I told my wife recently that if I am stuck again getting the family car next (unlikely) that I am thinking about a wagon... :eeps: Is there a support group I can join?)
Fact: You are married
Fact: You believe getting a wagon is a way to get a woman
Fact: You want to get a wagon
Outcome: You want to leave your wife for a new woman once your wife buys you a wagon.

Stop hanging out with the wrong girls.... I will buy you food and drink Furball... I only want one thing!

You mean raincoat with nothing inside is not good enough? If I go with 2 pieces, now I have to do more laundry! I hate laundry.)
See GGJ - you need to come to Philly. No rain coat, just lingerie.
 

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This thread brought back a memory. Quite a few years ago now I had just recently divorced and moved from California to Great Falls VA. I brought with me a new Ford 150 and a new Merc 560SEL. I started dating a little bit and had gone out with a particular woman a few times. I had always taken the Benz on our dates. I went to pick her up again one night but was driving the truck (which by the why was loaded with nice leather etc.). When she saw the truck she got a disturbed look on her face and immediately asked where the Benz was. She made several more comments about it over the course of the evening. Two things happened as a result. I sold the Benz the next week and never saw that particular woman again. When I met my current wife a few months later I knew that it wasn't the car she was interested in.
 

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I would like to enjoy a position such as this. other than unemployment benefits or welfare, how should I go about making this happen? ;)
Buy Lottary Ticket
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Opt for monthly payments instead of lump sum
 

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I'm 99% sure this has been brought up in other threads of this sort, but i'll bring it up again, in case it hasn't:

Along with the aforementioned inference of "women are attracted to a single guy in a wagon b/c they assume he's ready to commit/raise a family," there's also:

"women are attracted to a single guy in a wagon because they assume he's completely secure in his masculinity and doesn't need a sportier-looking/potentially less practical type of car to woo them"

and finally,

"women are attracted to a single guy in a wagon because he probably needs it for a cute dog or fun, cool stuff he does over the weekends. Maybe he's a surfer or a snowboarder? If so, that's pretty hot."
 

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Or maybe a cute,fun,hot snowboarding/surfing dog :bigpimp:
 

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Yea I wish my board fit in my 6er. I still don't know how I'm getting up to Tahoe...:dunno:

GGJ: You don't need anything else to attract men. You are fine the way you are. :thumbup:
 

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Need to repost.

People, get over your cars... they're stale, in 18 months they will be old news. Used car market has put these within reach of pimplefaced wannabe tuners and white trash. Time to move on. :p


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:hi:
 

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I would like to enjoy a position such as this. other than unemployment benefits or welfare, how should I go about making this happen? ;)
Spend less than you earn and put as much into retirement (pension, IRA, 401k) as you can afford plus put money into savings. I retired at 51. :)

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