The worst for me was the worst I have heard:
In 1992, I was zipping to Savannah, GA late at night in my two month old car with my girlfriend (now wife). There are a few cars sitting there to the right, and I think nothing of it until I see *IT*. The GA state patrol in the middle of the pack. I slam the brakes from 95 or so down to 65 and pull right in behind him. Radar never said a word.
I figure he'll call someone and make my life hell, so I keep it on cruise at 71mph for the rest of the trip. About an hour later, I look up and see this Mustang riding my a$$. I think about slamming the brakes to wake up the jacka$$, but just then, the guy lights up everything he's got. He's State Patrol.
I get out and, in genuine wonder, ask, "So, what'd you clock me at?" His reply, "NINE-TEE FIIVE!" I practically yelled, "BullSHIT you did! I was on cruise at 71mph!" He disagreed, I insinuated he was lying and he got testy, threatened to take me to jail if I said another word. I looked him dead in the eye and said, "One... more... word!"
So, in jail in Smalltown, GA, I called the family of the frat brother I was headed to see. Turns out that the father was old school buddies with the judge in Smalltown and he let me loose, but with a hefty line of charges and promises of an impending court date with possible jail time.
Meanwhile, I was doing some work at a Bimmer shop and they had a speedo calibration machine. Wouldn't you know that it turns out my speedo on my brand new car was incorrect and, according to the test, I really *was* going 93 when my speedo said 73? Yep. Can't trust those damn new fangled cars, I guess. Even got the test notarized by a notary (the secretary of the shop). Faxed that bad boy to the lawyer (also friends with my frat brother's dad) and got a reduced charge:
Inoperable equipment.
Still had to pay $560 in legal fees, but no points, no jail, and no court visits or jail back in Smalltown, GA.
Now, I'm not saying that it would be right to lie, have something notarized, and submitted as a legal document, nor am I suggesting that I or anyone else would ever do such a thing. But, don't you think that being framed for speeding instead of actually being CAUGHT speeding would be a good reason for it? Yeah on second thought, I don't either.