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Survey Finds Miata Gayest Car- Mazda Resolved to Butch it Up
by Dennis Ayers 05/09/2006
Motor Trend magazine recently conducted a nationwide public opinion survey in which respondents were asked to name the gayest car on the road. An astounding 72% of all respondents named Mazda's convertible roadster, the Miata, as the gayest car in America.
When reached for comment, Mazda Motors president, James O'Sullivan, expressed surprise at the survey results. "The Miata is the crown jewel of our fleet. I can assure you it is not now, nor has it ever been gay. Erm, not that there's anything wrong with that."
When asked his thoughts on how the public might have gotten the wrong impression about Mazda's sporty, mid-priced roadster, O'Sullivan grew reflective. "I mean, sure, we do offer the car in bright purple….. And yes, the onboard GPS comes pre-programmed with Bob Damron's Men's Travel Guide…. And uhm, it does ship with a factory-applied HRC bumper sticker…. But the Miata gay? That's just plain crazy."
Even so, O'Sullivan says car enthusiasts can expect some design changes with the 2007 model.
"The Miata convertible has been a flagship model for us, but based on this survey it's clear we need to butch it up a little. Our design engineers are already at work and trust me, it's going to be a total rebuild! All testosterone, with powerhouse V8 engine, monster car mag wheels standard. Even a gun rack on the back hood."